more about beer and other alco-beverages...

Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness:
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
BUT: You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

Frank's Guidelines for Beer Choices:
1. I'm allergic to clear beer.
2. Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
3. If you can see through a beer, it's missing something.
4. Domestic brewers don't try hard enough.
5. Microbrewers try too hard.
6. "Born on date" is bullshit.
7. Drinking Budweiser is like sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
8. If Budweiser tastes so great, why do you have to drink it ice cold? To numb your taste buds? (Try drinking it at 50 degrees.)

Never drink and drive. (You might spill some!)