We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on our picnics.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Even with a nightcap, a wolf looks nothing like a grandmother.
Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.
Law of Forecasting:
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
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