Monday, February 13, 2006

In the News...

CNN's Headline News...and Nancy Grace.
WTF is a Court TV sensationalist doing on Headline News? When Nancy Grace came to HLN a while back, I was hoping that it would be short lived, and the "Headline Prime" programming would be no more. But here we are, months later and Nancy Dis-Grace is still putting her spin on court cases and missing persons incidents...

She proved her ineptness when she had all but convicted "The Runaway Bride"'s fiancee of murdering and hiding her body when the truth came out, she was found in the southwest, apparently there of her own accord.

I rate Nancy Dis-Grace in the same league of journalism as print media's "The Weekly World News". No, I would rather read that rag instead of watching Nancy Dis-Grace trying to influence prospective jurors.

Attorney: "Have you heard about this case is the news?"
Juror: "I did see something on Nancy Grace about it."
Attorney: "Dismissed."

Wow. The best way to get out of jury duty!

Back to my soapbox. One reason I am so outspoken about Her Dis-Gracefullness is I am a part of a captive audience, I work evening shift and HLN is on the cafeteria TV's.

So here we are, real news is happening right now, and the network that is supposed to bring it to us has a blonde (no disrespect to blondes in general) cow on there freaking out because no one has found Natalee Holloway yet. (I hope they do find her and put a bullet in the responsible parties skull)

Speaking of bullets, Our V.P., Dick Cheney is shooting his friends down in Texas and Nancy is too busy with her shit to mention it...

Do you remember the movie "Bedazzled" with Brendan Frazier and Elizabeth Hurley? I'm thinking of the part when she hands 'Elliot' her card and all that is printed on it is"THE DEVIL". That should be Nancy Dis-Grace's calling card. LOL

The next alert I'd like to see on Headling Prime: Nancy Grace Missing Day 15. Hmm. Can't be missing if nobody misses you...

1 comment:

jipzeecab said...

Nancy Grace is what you get when you mix a right wing conservative with a feminist lawyer...a man hater who wants to throw the book at every guy for everything..